Mary avoids consubstantiation with a tortilla

The Virgin Mary has been spotted in a California restaurant griddle, which has since been retired from use and turned into a shrine.  No word yet from the Church about the authenticity of the sighting, though a local associate pastor confirms: “If God wants to do something like this, he can do it.”

Such is the stuff of modern miracles.  No more walking on water or raising the dead.  Or snuffing out swine flu.

This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

36 Responses to Mary avoids consubstantiation with a tortilla

Comments are closed.