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God: Swing Voter, Fickle Too…

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Via New York Magazine

After a thorough investigation, Daily Intel has discovered that God is separately backing at least three different contenders for the Republican presidential nomination. Over the course of the past few months and even years, God has sent signs and direct messages to each of these candidates encouraging them to run, presumably without telling them that he supports other candidates as well.

God has apparently thrown His weight behind Herman Cain, soon-to-be candidate Michele Bachmann and that strange Rick Santorum, a candidate for whom one electoral humiliation is not enough.

Under the circumstances, I can only conclude that God is a Democrat.

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2 comments

  • Jim · June 13, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    God helps candidates who help themselves.

  • Jeffrey · June 13, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    The deity apparently takes the “let a thousand flowers bloom” approach. As is, I suppose, appropriate.

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