The Urge to Believe

…In this case in the ‘Jesus of Siberia’.

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3 Responses to The Urge to Believe

  1. As more of these Jesus contenders appear on the scene, maybe we need some sort of nomination & selection criteria.

    Options:

    The Jesus Pageant

    Unlimited Jesus Fighting League

    Jesus’ Got Talent

    Survivor: Calvary

    Iron Chef, secret ingredient: Loaves and fishes [not provided]

    Iron Chef, secret ingredient: the blood and body of Christ [provided by the contestants]

    OK I’m done.

  2. Susan says:

    Dancing with Jesus
    Desperate Jesus
    American Jesus

  3. In this corner, weighing in at 189 pounds in the white trunks, the Christ of the Ice, the Siberian Savior, the Trinity Traffic Cop… Siberian Jesus, Sergei Torop!

    In this corner, at 174 pounds in the black trunks, Limousine Luis, the Jesus with the Pesos, the man with the Number of Your Beating tatooed on his arm… Miami Jesus, Jose Luis Hey-Soos Miranda!

    Let’s get ready to RUMMMMMMBLE!

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