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Dec/11

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Merry Christmas One and All…

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…on the occasion of this thoroughly enjoyable, marvelously syncretic celebration.

β€œFor the people who were shovelling away on the house-tops were jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another from the parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious snow-ball – better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest – laughing heartily if it went right, and not less heartily if it went wrong. The poulterers’ shops were still half open, and the fruiterers were radiant in their glory. There were great, round, pot-bellied, baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the waistcoats of jolly old gentlemen, lolling at the doors, and tumbling out into the street in their apoplectic opulence. There were ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed Spanish onions, shining in the fatness of their growth like Spanish friars, and winking from their shelves in wanton slyness at the girls as they went by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe. There were pears and apples clustered high in blooming pyramids; there were bunches of grapes, made, in the shopkeepers’ benevolence, to dangle from conspicuous hooks, that people’s mouths might water gratis as they passed; there were piles of filberts, mossy and brown, recalling, in their fragrance, ancient walks among the woods, and pleasant shufflings ankle-deep through withered leaves; there were Norfolk biffins, squab and swarthy, setting off the yellow of the oranges and lemons, and, in the great compactness of their juicy persons, urgently entreating and beseeching to be carried home in paper bags and eaten after dinner. The very gold and silver fish, set forth among these choice fruits in a bowl, though members of a dull and stagnant-blooded race, appeared to know that there was something going on; and, to a fish, went gasping round and round their little world in slow and passionless excitement.” Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol (1843)

3 comments

  • John David Galt · December 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Is that thing he’s attacking supposed to be giant meatball with *spikes*? A hedgehog? Or what?

  • John · December 26, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    December would be a pretty dull month if not for Christmas. Maybe New Year’s would have been a bigger deal.

  • Marco · December 27, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    I’ll have to read “A Christmas Carol” again some time.

    Seriously, though, pretty bizarre picture. Since I assume the dwarfish Santoid being is not attacking a sea urchin, it must be some sort of English delicacy, but what? Some kind of pudding is my best guess.

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